Digital Underground Lyrics

Album: Sex Packets

Sex Packets Lyrics

Now this trip's to let you know the Underground can flow 

Wiggle toe to toe with any bro that wants to go 

But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet 

Of very unique MC's and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat 

That I could flow on. I'ma go on; the D Train's about to roll on 

The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on 

The windows of the train bout to do the walls 

Had to pause, cause: two police 

I finished just get on, I barely fit on: the train was packed 

We're standing back-to-back cause there was nothing left to sit on 

I'm looking around to see who's down - realize I'm all alone 

Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag 

Yes, this would have been a drag 

but I'm chilling with my tall can in my brown bag 

And I'm sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping 

Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don't be tripping 

Check it though, a minute or two later 

I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a 

Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble 

Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between 

A pair of big, bubble butt freaks: 

Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters 

One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn't diss her 

Cause she was kind of cool though 

Both of them was cool enough to do you know 

We picked more people up at Broadway Station 

Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation 

So I'm rubbing the girls booty behind me 

Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet 

My middle finger's riding down the line of the seam of her jeans 

But she don't seem to mind me 

But then she shocked me, almost clocked me 

Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said 

"You better be glad my name is Shock-G, 

Cause if my name was Dre, from NWA 

I'd cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day." 

She said, "Shock-G! Wait a minute, I know that name 

I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train?" 

I said "I'm trying to stay normal." She said "Really? That's a winner, 

I'm studying law, don't live too far, would love to cook you dinner." 

I said "Cool. Bring your friend, I like the both of youse two." 

I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house-shoes 

It's like that baby, ya don't stop 

Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock 

One time 

Yeah, you got the sound of the Underground 

doing it to you in your ear orifice 

(Yeah, don't you know the Underground's doin it to ya flowin on the 

D-Line) 

Yo, 2Pac is in the house. Got a big grin on his face 

Jay-Z, cut that shit up stupid