Tankard Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Need Money For Beer Lyrics

I was born in beer, my object of lust

 But got no money, still drink I must

 I search my pockets, and what do I find

 Useless cleenex to wipe my behind

 

 I need a Goddamn brew

 That's why I've come to you

 

 You bastard, I hate you

 I kill you, you can lick my butt

 So pious and gracious

 Intention isn't very clear

 You bastard, still hate you

 Need money for a fucking beer

 

 You've got the cash, so give it to me

 Dig you in your Wallet and set me free

 Expect no thanks, you can kiss my ass

 I'll ball your girlfriend and cum with class

 

 I need a Goddamn brew

 That's why I've come to you

 

 You bastard, I hate you

 I kill you, you can lick my butt

 So pious and gracious

 Intention isn't very clear

 You bastard, still hate you

 Need money for a fucking beer

 

 You bastard, I hate you

 I kill you, you can lick my butt

 You bastard, still hate you

 Need money for a fucking beer

 

 I was born in beer, my object of lust

 But got no money, still drink I must

 I search my pockets, and what do I find

 Useless cleenex to wipe my behind

 

 You bastard, I hate you

 I kill you, you can lick my butt

 So pious and gracious

 Intention isn't very clear

 You bastard, still hate you

 Need money for a fucking beer